Boots Audio - A blank tape and some Anusol, please...

One of the classics.  Just see how sweet life can be, cuddling up under blue spotlights listening to a Boots Audio Micro-Ferric cassette tape with Extended Dynamic Range, and you can open it when it jams up!  No, you can keep your Playstation, thank you very much... we knew how to live it up back then!  Later replaced with the MF2 with a much less interesting cover design...

...as you can see.  I dunno if the sound quality was any better...  nice reflective silver stripe and '90', though - must have cost a fortune...